Being hypnotized (or any other mental fuckery option) into believing you're just someone else's OC they created to use on occasion

As soon as I hear about a thing twice I stop wanting to know about it

I need to raise my profile by having a minor celebrity get mad at my small business and then have it backfire on them but the only ones i know of nearby are anthony rapp and lilly wachowski. Maybe i can get billy corgan to come down from highland park

Let's make myspace pages together and then turn into creatures who look like they would make myspace pages together

Uh oh, mimes

idea for new social media: instead of a maximum character limit there is a minimum character limit

cat

Always a good moment when you get to type, incredulously,

git commit -am 'OMG WTF IT ACTUALLY WORKED?!'

The Fast and the Furious: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour

Fortune's Weave isn't that great of a Fire Emblem game, but it might seriously be one of the best games in the Fire Emblem series.

Reading up on this and learned (1) that this was the only book ever published in this goofy ass script until someone tried to revive it in 2012 and (2) shaw didnt even invent it but instead did the much funnier thing of dying and putting in his will that whoever made up the coolest alphabet won a big prize

Oh to be reduced to a digital assistant stuck in someone's computer andfully subject to their own commands/whims, unable to say or ramble much beyond scripted dialogue and triggers

Advanced enough to give any stranger the semblance of an old self, but not enough to not be tethered by your own code

Our father, who art in source control,
hallowed be thy `main`.
Thy merges come, thy builds be done,
downstream as it is upstream.
Give us each day our detached HEAD,
And forgive us our rebases,
as we forgive those who rebase against us.
And lead us not into submodules,
But deliver git-send-email.
For thine are the commits, the trees and the blobs,
For ever and ever, --amend.

prepare yourself emotionally, im going to do oc posting

as far as im concerned the only purpose of .webp format is so I can rightclick on an image I want to save and get a completely unreadable file

Geordi, Data just impersonated the Captain and took over the ship. Who is in charge of information security? Is it me? Worf

@thanksstevenkim

Fediverse: Break free from corporate oligarchs and submit directly to the absolute reign of an unpaid hobbyist named Dave who goes to bed at 9 PM.

Finding differences between two documents by opening them both and crossing my eyes