Followed a fun lookin' artist, and they added "18+ only" to their bio the day after Oooouurff, can the next one and a half years not pass any sooner? I'm so tired of this...

How can an apple be a computer. Like get real

Office hack: scan a document as 1-sided, print it as 2-sided, and repeat to get infinite paper

i love brussel sprout

My pants size is 36x32.
That is, 36 rows by 32 columns of legs

Dreamed that the supermarket had a new kind of huge bean that came in gigantic pods a food or two long. It was called “Curiously Short Bean”. When i went outside the moon was growing red lava cracks and coming closer and closer