i love being 30-somethinhg dude it's hard to explain why but most of the stuff that frustrates you about yourself in your 20s turns into like a super power in your 30s

C++ programmers 🤝 colorwork knitters

googling "maximum float length"

greetings from internet explorer 5

Got passed by a car with a vanity plate that had X at the start and end, and I said, nice deviantart screen name

I’ll be honest ive definitely thought about getting a recreational masters degree in the uk purely so i can be the token american on a university challenge team and parlaying that into being the token american on a comedy panel show

Got another critter I like you all to meet. An epic firefly critter named Leon! 💚

Thought that just came to me—Species of large sapient ants highly adapted to forming colonies and advanced society where no human would find it Somehow you find a colony. Now you know too much, so they transform you into one of their kind. (1/2)

I hate to yuck some folks yums… but could we pleaaaseeeeeee have some more TFs involving eyestalks that don’t also involve hyper lips and boobs?

💭 anthropomorphic oven

…Galatians, Ephesians, Phil Collins…

Sick to death of paper towel ads implying that I can go into bullet time to stop a rapidly advancing stream of spilled liquid from destroying my valuable heirlooms and carpets

i can't even use most social media without some kind of extension to make them tolerable, not even counting hiding elements with adblock. i need 2 for tumblr. it is like putting a hazmat suit on. i hope i will not have to do that on this site for a long time

Hi I'm spider!